| Santa and Banta decide they want to go back to school. When they get to the nearest high school, Santa tells Banta to wait outside and he'll go in and get them qualified as students. When Santa meets the principal, he tells him his story, and why they want to come back to school. In turn, the principal agrees. The principal says, "Well, I'm not sure what class we should start you two off with, but I would suggest a logic class." Santa replies, "Logic class, what's that?" The principal says, "Well, it teaches you that you can figure out things from a given amount of information. I'll give you an example, do you own a lawnmower?" Santa nods. "Okay, so that probably means you own a house." Santa nods again. "That means you probably have a wife, and are heterosexual." Santa nodded again, he was in awe. He went back outside to Banta, and told him their first class would be Logic. Banta says, "Logic? What's that?" Santa says, "All right, I'll give you an example, do you own a lawnmower?" Banta shook his head and said, "No." To which Santa replied, "Oh, my God, I never knew you were gay!" |