| Santa and Banta were standing at their respective urinals when Santa glanced over and noticed Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Wow," Santa said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Banta said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Santa said. "Well, what's yours like?" Banta said. "Straight, like normal," Santa said. "I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Banta said. Santa finished what he was doing and started to give his member a shake prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Banta asked. "Shaking off the excess drops," Santa said. "Like normal." "Damn," Banta said. "And all these years I've been wringing it." |