| Santa's son, Pappu, is playing in the woods with his little friend Rupa when she turns to him and asks if he knows what a penis is. Pappu, unable to answer tells her to wait while he runs home to ask his dad. He bursts in through the front door to find his father laying on the sofa watching TV. "Papa! Papa, do you what a penis is dad, do you ?" Pappu demands of his father. Santa stands, whips out his member and says, "This, my boy, is a penis and as a matter of fact it's a perfect penis". Pappu dashes back out through the door towards the woods to share his new found knowledge with little Rupa. "Did you find out ?" she asks on his return. "Yes I did" he gasps, still a little out of breath "here, I'll show you" "There you go," he proclaims proudly, lowering his shorts to his ankles, "that's a penis, and if it was two inches shorter it would be perfect!" |