| Banta's wife Preeto went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," Preeto replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?" "Naturally," Preeto answered, "I take a newspaper." |