Johnnie's letter

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    A college student writes to his parents...

    Dear Mom and Dad,
    I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another two hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
    Your son,
    Johnnie.

    P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late."

    A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,
    "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!"
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