| Santa's family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason his wife, Jeeto, was unusually quiet. Finally Santa asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said Jeeto. Not buying it, he asked again, "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as 'Thank you'." "Why should I?" Santa said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift." "Yes," Jeeto said, "but I'm their real mother." |