| Santa and his wife Jeeto have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.
She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of red roses...the expensive ones...from Santa. She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh Shit!" The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?" Jeeto replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means?" He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?" Jeeto answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air." He replies, "Don't you have a vase?" |