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    Santa was approached by Banta at lunch who invited him out for few beers after work.
    Santa said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work.
    Banta suggested a way to overcome that problem, "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
    Santa agreed and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he snuck into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom.
    When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife, Jeeto, sitting on the toilet.
    "How did you get in here?" he asked.
    "Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "Mom's visiting and you'll wake her up!"
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