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    Banta and Preeto arrive at the hotel for their honeymoon. Preeto tells Banta, "Honey, I know nothing of this, can you help me, please?"
    "I will dear, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing we'll call the prisoner, so we will put the prisoner in the prison."
    And they throw the first one. Banta is laying face up on the bed, but Preeto was delighted and tells Banta, "Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!"
    Banta not very delighted tells her, "Ok, let's put him into the prison another time!"
    After the second Preeto is very happy and she tells him, "The prisoner is out again!"
    Banta rises and they throw the third!
    He is on the bed, exhausted and Preeto says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!"
    And he answers, "HEY! It's not life imprisonment!!"
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