The entry to heaven!

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    Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
    St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
    The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
    St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn t really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder:
    "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
    "That s right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer,
    "Name them."
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  • St. Peter After dying this cat walked up to the Pearly Gates where he met St Peter. St. Peter says to the cat, 'During your time on earth, you were a good little cat. You kept your masters house & barn free of pests, and for this faithful service, you get...
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    After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company...
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