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    Banta's wife, Preeto, had gone for a vacation. When she comes back from vacation and starts reorganizing her wardrobe, the wife finds that there are two panties in her dresser which do not belong to her.
    Seeing this, she gets very angry and calls Banta and asks him ,"Whose panties are these?"
    Taken aback, Banta replies, "I have no idea."
    She gets really irritated and asks him to tell the truth, and then calls the maid.
    She questions the maid and asks her who these panties belong to.
    The maid replies, "Madam, how do I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't wear panties, you can ask Sir, he knows it."
  • Airline Regulations Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:
    'I think everyone's asleep, lets go'
    'This one's empty ... no-ones looking...
  • Screw(driver) The City Honda was taking the beautiful model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model was upset as she was getting late for the flight. She said to her...
  • Santa's accident! Banta is driving his car and finds Santa crying, sitting on the road, looking like he'd just been run over by some vehicle. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised.
    Banta stops and he asks him...
  • The prisoner! Banta and Preeto arrive at the hotel for their honeymoon. Preeto tells Banta, 'Honey, I know nothing of this, can you help me, please?'
    'I will dear, starting from this instant, we will call your...
  • Surprised! Preeto suspected that her husband, Banta, was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One day she told the maid to take...
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