| Santa and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked Santa what was happening. Santa replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy." The following evening, the boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. Santa responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle son, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother." Santa's son replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!" |