| Banta leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about ten-fifteen minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering and swearing very softly. The bartender approaches him and asks what the problem is. "Oh some son-of-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head." "Ouch! What happened?" "He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!" "Yeah, then what?" "Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you???" |