| Banta went to the dentist to get his tooth pulled. Dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw." But Banta said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles." The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep." Banta said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas." So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something else." After awhile he came back with a couple of pills. Banta asked, "What kind of pills are those?" The dentist said, "Viagra." Banta said, "WHAT! Why these?" The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth. |