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    This old nun was walking home from the convent one day, when this man jumps out from the bushes and has his way. Then the man said, What will you tell the Holy Father now, Sister?
    She says, I must tell the truth! I will say I was walking home from the convent when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me twice, unless you`re too tired.
  • Again lying ! A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love and...
  • What a match ? I was cutting hair one day when a guy comes into my shop with a bandage around his neck. I put him in the chair and asked what happened. In a low raspy voice he said...
  • Talking Parrots ! Woman had a female parrot. Parrot kept saying, `Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?` Woman was frantic. Went to pastor to find a solution to the problem. Pastor said...
  • Animal Instincts ! Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
  • The Computer is like... * It can be up or down. It`s more fun when it`s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
    * In the long-distant past, it`s only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that`s the only thing...
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