| Banta, "You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big-dick contest." "Oh honey," Jeeto exclaims, "I don't want you taking that out in public!" "But dear," he says, "the prize is ten thousand rupees" "I don't care", she says "I don't want you showing that thing to everybody." So he lets the subject drop until the following night when Jeeto walks in on him in the bedroom, counting the prize money. "Did you go down and enter that big-dick contest last night after I told you not to?" Jeeto asks. "Please forgive me, sweetheart." Banta says. "You mean you took that thing out for everybody to see?" she says, tears welling up in her eyes. Banta looks at Jeeto fondly and says, "Only enough to win." |