| Banta and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the secretary reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," Banta replies. "I'll get Preeto's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That bitch!" Banta exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!" |