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    An Irish man walks into a bar and there`s a 7 foot tall Bar Tender there. The Bar Tender punches the Irish Man on the face. The Irish man falls on the floor.
    He finally get up and says to the Bar Tender, "Listen Mate, was that a joke or were you serious?"
    The bar tender replies, "I was serious"
    "You better have been serious, cos I don`t like jokes like that".
  • The entry to heaven! Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
    St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into...
  • The sane advice of a lawyer? Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean.
    After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are.
    Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud...
  • Mom`s Letter I`m writing this slow because I know you can`t read fast. We don`t live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won`t be able to send you the address as the last family here...
  • Smart blonde... There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi`s tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde...
  • St. Peter After dying this cat walked up to the Pearly Gates where he met St Peter. St. Peter says to the cat, 'During your time on earth, you were a good little cat. You kept your masters house & barn free of pests, and for this faithful service, you get...
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