| Banta goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex." The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks. Banta turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?" Banta looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?" Banta again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love." The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex." "Me!?" demands Banta. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!" |