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    Banta goes to a medical shop and asks for a condom, the shopkeeper shows him varieties of condom. But Banta says that he wants a big size of condom.

    The shop keeper shows him some more peice and tells him that I don't have bigger condom than this.

    Banta says, "I will give you five thousand rupees but I need it in a very big size."

    The shopkeeper is surprised but takes the order & asks him to come after 3 days as he had to get it from the condom factory.

    After 3 days Banta goes to the medical shop and asks for his order, the shopkeeper gives the condom to him.

    Banta says that, "Do you have a trialroom I want to check this condom."

    The shopkeeper tells him to go inside as the room is there. Banta goes inside the room but it is almost a hour and Banta is still checking with the piece. The shopkeeper is surprised and is eager to know what Banta is doing inside. So he goes inside and is shocked, because Banta is trying to fit his entire body in the condom.

    The shopkeeper asks, "What are you doing?"

    Banta says, "There is a fancy dress competition in the town and I am becoming a Penis in the competition."
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