Anti-AIDS Condom

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    Two friends-pilots, Joe and George, worked together. Joe wanted to play a joke on George and after their flight to Thailand, put insensibly a condom into his pocket.

    They got home, and in the evening, Joe was watching TV when the phone called.
    <> His wife picked the phone and after a couple of minutes she asked, "Where is your condom?"

    Joe was surprised and assured his wife that he doesn't know what condom. She boxed his ear and raised the devil...

    It was found that when George came home and changed, his wife cleaned his coat and found the condom. She asked George about that strange item into his pocket. He immediately understood the situation and said that the company where he works is panically afraid of AIDS and made all the personnel to take one condom before international flights. Since he didn't use it, it is here.

    George's wife was friend with Joe's wife. She called her and adviced to check if Joe brought back his anti-AIDS condom or did use it...
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