Insufficient Funds

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    A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears to her father.

    "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

    "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

    "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

    "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

    "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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