| Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?" The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me fifty thousand." "That's not bad." "Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me ninty thousand." "I'd like that." "Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million." "How you look so glum?" "This week nothing!" |