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    Santa wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a day early and would be home on Wednesday.

    When he walked into his apartment, however, he found his wife, Jeeto, in bed with another man. Furious, he picked up his bag and stormed out; he met his mother-in-law on the street, told her what had happened and announced that he was filing a suit for divorce in the morning.

    "Give my daughter a chance to explain before you do any thing." the older women pleaded.

    Reluctantly, he agreed. An hour later, his mother-in-law phoned Santa at his office.

    "I knew my daughter would have an explanation," a note of truimph in her voice. "She didn't receive your telegram!"
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