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    A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
    Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"

    Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

    Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

    Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

    Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

    Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

    Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

    Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
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