| Santa, Banta and Ramta were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near a farm. They went to the farmer, and asked if they could spend the night there. The farmer said, "Fine, but I better not catch any of you fooling around with my beautiful daughter." To insure this the farmer secretly shoved a razor blade up his daughter's p**sy. At night Ramta sneaked out of his bed and screwed the daughter. Then Santa sneaked out and screwed her. And then, so did our Banta. The next day when they were going to leave, the farmer told them to pull down there pants. They all did. The farmer looked down at Ramta and saw his dick chopped up and said, "You screwed my daughter you bastard." Then he looked down at Santa, saw his dick chopped up, and said, "You screwed my daughter you bastard." Then he saw that Banta's dick was fine and said, "You can come and stay here whenever you'd like." The third guy replied, "Tank oou very mut." |