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    One day, Preeto comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.

    "Where did you get that ring?" Banta asks.

    "Well," she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

    A week later, Preeto comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

    "Where did you get that coat?" Banta asks.

    She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

    Another week later, she comes home, driving in a red Honda.

    "Where did you get that car?" Banta asks.

    Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings. That night, she asks him to pour her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.

    "Why didn’t you fill it?" Preeto asks. "Well," Banta he replies, "we don't want you to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"
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