| Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his freind, Banta, for advice. "Listen," said the inept Santa, "I know you always satisfy your wife. How do you do it?" "Oh, that's not a problem," said Banta. "What I does is stick it in her real slow, and then pull it out from her real fast. Keep doing that and they come every time." Santa went home that night and tried Banta's technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly, just like Banta said. After a while he asked Jeeto, "Do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?" "Yeah," she said, "you're fucking like Banta!" |