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    A furious pounding in a hotel room late at night awakened a number of guests.

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    "Stop that!" the manager ordered. "You're disturbing the whole hotel."

    "Damn the hotel!" the eldery man spat. "It's the first erection I've had in years, and both my hands are asleep."
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