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    A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing perfume or something?"

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    "Well, I have a hard-on," blurted the young man," but I didn't know that you could smell it."
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    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl...
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