| A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Yes I do," replied the beautiful blonde, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway." "OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?" "That's my business!" snapped the blonde. "Oh, right!" said the bloke, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it! |