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    Santa to Jeeto, "It's about time we teach Pappu about sex."

    Jeeto says, "Yes, you're right."

    Santa says, "Hey Pappu, come on in for a second."

    Pappu came in and says, "Yes dad?"

    "Paapu, it's about time we teach you about sex."

    "Sex!!! Whats sex?"

    Santa turned to Jeeto and told her to take off her clothes, so she does, right there in front of Pappu.

    Santa to Pappu, "See that hole and watch this."

    So Santa starts going at with Jeeto.

    In the mean time Pappu's friend comes and asks, "Pappu, whats your dad and mom doing?"

    Pappu says, "They are teaching me about sex."

    Friend asks, "Sex!!! Whats sex?"

    Pappu, "See that hole in dad and now watch this...."
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