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    Leaving Montreal, a man decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

    He goes into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so he entered into the second stall. He had just sat down when he hear a voice from the other stall.

    "Hi there, how is it going?"

    He didn't know what to say, so finally he said, "Not bad."

    Then the voice says, "So, what are you doing?"

    He find this a bit weird, but said, "Well, I'm going back east."

    Then he hear the person, all flustered, say, "Look, I'll call you back; every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!!!"
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