| A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits an English farmer. "So, English farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the English farmer.Then he meets an Australian farmer. "So, Australian farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting, "replies the researcher, "That's how they do it in England too." And he leaves the Australian farmer. Then he meets a farmer from New Zealand. "So, kiwi farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and I take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher, "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What?"says the farmer, "and miss out on all the kissing?" |