| Santa's Son, Pappu, had become a real nuisance while he tried to concentrate on his Sunday's card game with friends. He tried every possible way to get Pappu to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but Pappu insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point Banta stood up, took Pappu by the hand, and led him out of the room. He soon returned back without Pappu and without comment the game resumed. For the rest of the afternoon, Pappu was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions. After few games, Santa asked Banta, "What in the world did you say to Pappu? I haven't heard a peep from him!" "Not much," Banta replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate." |