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    It was a poor.....a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can, when suddenly he finds a can of beer. He opens the can and a magic genie comes out.

    "You get three wishes, be very careful and don't spoil them."

    "OK, OK," and without hesitation he says, "first I want to be white. Second, I want a lot of girls, naked girls, beautiful girls sitting on my face! And third, I want plenty to drink.... lots of water.

    Bam, presto...the Magic Genie turned him into.......a toilet!
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    The first blonde says to the other, 'If you get lost...
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    His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, 'I can't drive anymore with the air...
  • Drunk Captain A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.
    As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.
    Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted...
  • An Identity Problem Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at Raja Sansi Airport, Amritsar.
    'I've come to meet my brother,' said the Santa. 'He's due to fly in from...
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