| After several hours without having any luck, two fishermen finally found a spot on the lake where the fish were really biting. An older man and his wife happened to be fishing some distance away. When they saw how many fish the others were pulling in, they pulled up anchor and moved nearby. After a few minutes, the woman caught a fairly good sized fish, got excited, stood up in the boat and fell into the water. She wasn't much of a swimmer and began splashing and thrashing around in the water while her husband tried to pull her back into the boat. This irritated the nearby fishermen and one yelled, "Hey, pop, what the heck are you trying to do...screw up the fishing?" "No, I'm trying to fish up my screwing!" |