| At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks: "Santa, is that you?" Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock. "Santa, don't make me nervous, is that you?" Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Santa, standing there. "You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???" "I was nodding you!!!" |