| Three guys are golfing with the club pro. The first guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and asks, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro says, "Loft." The third guy tees off and hits a slice into the pond. He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro again said, "Loft." As they are walking to their balls, the first guy finally speaks up and asks the pro, "The three of us hit completely different tee shots and when we asked you what we did wrong you gave the same answer each time. "What is loft?" The pro said, "Lack of fu**ing talent." |