| Banta's wife, Preeto, went to the gynecologist, and when asked what was the problem, she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard." Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked, "Your nipples get hard?" "Yes," quite innocently came her reply. "Undress so I can check," replied the still amazed doc. So, Preeto undressed, and he started feeling and massaging her nipples, trying to reach an answer. After some time, the doctor, still looked puzzled, said, "Well madam, I don't know what you have, but it sure is contagious!" |