| Banta picks up his Viagra prescription at the pharmacy. Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home and anxiously waits for Preeto to get home from market. In his excitement, he leaves the open package on the table and his parrot gobbles down all of the pills. Seeing the results and panicking, Banta grabs the parrot and sticks him in the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, Banta's Viagra kicks in just as Preeto walks through the door and hours pass before he remembers the parrot. He rushes to look in the freezer, fearing the worst, but finds the bird breathing heavily, dripping with sweat and totally exhausted. "What happened?" exclaims Banta. "You've been in there for hours, yet you're not only alive, you're sweating like crazy." Panting, the parrot says, "Listen, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?!?" |