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    Three women walk in a pet shop.

    Suddenly the parrot yells out, "White, pink, blue."

    The first ladie says, "That's funny, I'm wearing white underwear."

    The others then say, "No way, we are wearing pink and blue."

    To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!"

    The three women are amazed.

    The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled, "Bald, curly and straight!"

    They never went there again!!
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