| Santa's mother-in-law, who was living with them, greeted Santa's son, Pappu. "What did you learn today?" she asked. "Sex education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and stuff," he replied, matter-of-factly. The old woman was shocked and reported the conversation to Jeeto. Jeeto replied, "Mom, don't worry. These days, it's all part of the curriculum." A few hours later, dinner was announced. The grandmother went to fetch her grandson in his bedroom. She opened the bedroom door and noticed him on his bed, vigorously masturbating. "Pappu," she said, "when you're finished with your homework, come on downstairs to eat." |