| There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top," she replied. "You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top," was the reply. "You will have a baby girl," said the doctor. With this, Jeeto, Santa's wife burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies?" |