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    One evening Preeto was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

    The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 1000 rupees on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

    Preeto thought it over and told him to wait a minute. She called Jeeto on her phone and told her about the man's proposition.

    Jeeto said "When he drops the Rs 1000 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

    Half an hour later Preeto called her back.

    "What happened?" asked Jeeto.

    Preeto said, "That son-of-a bitch had Rs 1000 in coins."
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