A Picky Customer

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    A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.

    "Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper, please," he says to the saleswoman.

    She does.

    "And three dozens of cherries, please, and wrap up every one in a separate piece of paper, too." She does.

    "And what is that there," he asks pointing out a bushel in the corner.

    "Grapes," says the saleswoman, "but they are not for sale!"
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