Stripper's Accident

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    A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits the stripper sending her flying into the air and landing unconscious on her back with her charms exposed to the world.

    As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the stripper's crotch in order to minimize her exposure.

    In the meantime, the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.

    Noticing the near-naked woman lying exposed on the street, he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice, "Well, the first thing we gotta do is get that guy outta there!"
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