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On having business trip to the Orient, Banta decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis.
He went to Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.
Banta was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Banta contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth.
Doctor said, "I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away."
Banta could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went to Doctor Chu Wong.
Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, "These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary."
Banta was relieved. Doctor Wong said, "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."
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