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One day when Santa comes home, Jeeto, says, "I have to go out and buy some chicken so give me 100 bucks."
"Hundred! Are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."
So they run up to the bathroom and he stands in front of the mirror and pulls out a hundred rupee and says, "You see that in the mirror, that ones yours and this ones mine."
So he goes to work the next day and when he comes home he finds the kitchen table packed full of chicken from one end to the other.
He runs up to Jeeto and says, "Where the hell did you get all of this chicken?"
And she replies, "Well, come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."
They run up to the bathroom and she stands in front of the mirror lifts up her dress and says, "You see that one in the mirror, that ones yours and this one's the butcher's."
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