Newly married Banta and Preeto decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Preeto did not want to get pregnant and requested Banta to buy a condom from the shop nearby. When Banta went out, Preeto waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
Banta had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one five-rupee coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom.
The shop owner asked him which quality he wanted, "The black condom, lowest quality, is five rupees each. The purple condom, average quality, is 10 rupees each. And the white condom, highest quality, is 20 rupees each.
So Banta took the black condom as he had only five rupees with him.
While Banta was out, a black thief came into the room. Preeto didn't notice and thought that it was Banta. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. Preeto was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When Banta reached the hotel, he found her sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto Preeto, mounted her and started screwing her vigorously. Preeto was surprised that Banta was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
A year later, Preeto gave birth to a black baby boy.
When the baby grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I black and you are white?"
Banta shouted, "You are damn lucky already, 5 rupees more and you would have been PURPLE." |
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